October 2009
46 posts
Cousins, cousins, and more cousins.
Me: I don't know half of the cousins on my dad's side, so when they see me, they're like, "Little Hilton!" I'm like, "-reaches in pocket for pepper spray. STAY BACK!"
Brittany: LMFAO HAHAHA
Me: You'd do the same if niggas came up to you trying to hug you with a 40 oz. in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Brittany: yeah i would.
Brittany: xD
“You can do it Ozzy! Bite his freakin’ head off!”
– Little Nicky; I LOVE THIS MOVIE, LMFAO. I haven’t seen it for so long.
“Popeyes chicken is the shiznet!”
– Little Nicky; lmfao
Dear Cindy (again),
You should consider signing on AIM more often, by the way. Just saying. And enough with the letters, I wrote enough already in English today.
-Hilton, Paris
Dear Cindy,
Is your tumbularity increasing by +30? No. Why? Because you don’t spam enough. I love you. :)
-Sincerely, Hilton
Paramore - Ignorance
This song = amazing.
September 2009
15 posts
Nap.
Be back later, Tumblr.
