Future Sex/Love Sounds

Oct 31

(via papertissue)

(via papertissue)

Cousins, cousins, and more cousins.

• Me: I don't know half of the cousins on my dad's side, so when they see me, they're like, "Little Hilton!" I'm like, "-reaches in pocket for pepper spray. STAY BACK!"
• Brittany: LMFAO HAHAHA
• Me: You'd do the same if niggas came up to you trying to hug you with a 40 oz. in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
• Brittany: yeah i would.
• Brittany: xD

Miley Virus (keezylava.tumblr.com)

Oct 30

“You can do it Ozzy! Bite his freakin’ head off!” — Little Nicky; I LOVE THIS MOVIE, LMFAO. I haven’t seen it for so long.

“Popeyes chicken is the shiznet!” — Little Nicky; lmfao

Dear Cindy (again),

You should consider signing on AIM more often, by the way. Just saying. And enough with the letters, I wrote enough already in English today.

-Hilton, Paris

mydarling:

(C) Darling Clementine