Future Sex/Love Sounds
Oct 31

(via papertissue)

(via papertissue)
Cousins, cousins, and more cousins.
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Me:
I don't know half of the cousins on my dad's side, so when they see me, they're like, "Little Hilton!" I'm like, "-reaches in pocket for pepper spray. STAY BACK!"
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Brittany:
LMFAO HAHAHA
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Me:
You'd do the same if niggas came up to you trying to hug you with a 40 oz. in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
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Brittany:
yeah i would.
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Brittany:
xD

Miley Virus (keezylava.tumblr.com)
Oct 30
You can do it Ozzy! Bite his freakin’ head off!
— Little Nicky; I LOVE THIS MOVIE, LMFAO. I haven’t seen it for so long.
Popeyes chicken is the shiznet!
— Little Nicky; lmfao
Dear Cindy (again),
You should consider signing on AIM more often, by the way. Just saying. And enough with the letters, I wrote enough already in English today.
-Hilton, Paris

mydarling:
(C) Darling Clementine